Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

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Well, the young monkey Curious George didn't listen to his parents, and he was abducted by the Man in the Yellow Hat. There’s also an enormous amount of animals, especially in the sea who can completely change sex in a matter of days; Clownfish, sea bass, some butterflies and frogs are just a few examples of these trans icons. Hundley introduced George to drugs and sex parties, George's exploits were on news channels everywhere and to top it all George was found to enlist the services of a transsexual hooker.

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Today we’re joined for a piexlated pint by the Drag King Bi-Curious George, our very own David Attenborough of the queer jungle, putting on Queer Planet at VAULT Festival next month.Hi George, tell us all about your new show described as a “raucous romp through the animal kingdom, queerest kingdom of them all”. George overhears the man swearing on the phone about costs for crack, and then tells the man to fuck off.

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We’re the only species that insists on analysing and defining our own and others’ behaviour, when the rest of the world is just following their instincts and living as they please. Content is available under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike unless otherwise noted. There’ll be singing and dancing, giltz and glam and all sorts of ridiculous behaviour as well as guest performances from some of Londons most iconic drag performers.After a lengthy sea voyage George finds himself living in a cellar in New York, where he gets into a number of jolly japes with a selection of visitors to his dungeon. The cloakroom opens about an hour before ticketed events, and closes around 15 minutes after the performance ends. I don’t think he’s eating the banana… They are full of entertaining details, like the ship full of seamen being named the S.